King Of Cats

King Of Cats

Feline potentate, ruler of all cats domesticated and wild. Your words are law, your declarations fact, your paw iron. Not that that means much, cats being an unruly bunch with little regard for authority.

Meine: Arrogant (moreso than most cats)

Items: Big ol' Fancy Crown 

Loyal Retainers

1. A one eyed calico, cunning in strategy and war, your general.
2. A treasure hoarding hairless, your master of coin.
3. Chubby black cat, your lethargic master of assassins and secrets.
4. Sweet looking tabby cat able to win anyone over, your propaganda minister.
5. The dog, a grinning fool and traitor come to serve you.
6. The human, your long suffering royal advisor.

Grand Agendas

1. Construct a palace of great comfort and many high places to perch. 
2. Bring low the arrogant lions, show them their place beneath your kingship.
3. Wage war on the Lord of Birds and his subjects.
4. Illegalize the foul drug catnip.
5. Destroy your rival, the Rat King.
6. Aquire funds to fuel your decadent lifestyle of belly-rubs and fine fish.

Dark Creeper - My Edition

Dark Creeper

Short, light hating thieves hidden under many-layered cloaks, turbans, and wraps

• Are greatly pained by bright light and will whisper a spell to extinguish all lamps, torches, and fires near them when going about their thievery.
• Kill only when necessary, preferring to 'repossess' desired items by subtler means, if forced into violence they will freely employ hit and run tactics and the numerous magical items they have acquired.
• Hide stolen matchboxes, pilfered magical trinkets, and other items in their copious pockets.
• Violently combust upon death.

An odd people from the far-off City of Dreams. Can be found in small cadres pursuing esoteric agendas for their shadowy masters. Sporadically work with others if it suits their purposes but prone to suddenly abandoning allies. Occasionally one might meet their agents hunting a rogue cadre.

Sword Gremlin

Nathan Dupouy 

Sword Gremlin

You are a short, nay tiny little thing, a child? a goblin? specifics don't matter, what does is that you have a huge fuckoff sword, and a disposition to use it.

Meine: Purposeful & Urchin-y

Items: scrappy clothes, huge sword + scabbard, a memento

What allows you to wield such a massive sword with such ease?

1. Magical enchantments upon its blade.
2. A helpful spirit's hand.
3. Sheer willpower.
4. You're stronger than you look.

Why do you wield this sword?

1. An ancestral mission you must complete.
2. Revenge for a wrong committed.
3. You enjoy fighting a lil' too much.
4. To return it to its original owner, a mighty warrior.

What unique feature sets this sword apart?

1. It speaks to you, consoling and chiding.
2. The blade writhes with flame.
3. It tugs you through the air, almost as if it could fly.
4. Only it can cut your skin.