130 Weird Treasures From Across The Spheres

1. An emperor's tea set that transforms into porcelain swans
2. Arachnid woven tapestry, bulky, but eye-wateringly sublime
3. Stack of golden arm rings forged from the war trophies of conquering lord
4. Elegant carriage dubbed the silver phantom, it once propelled itself but no longer
5. A river spirit trapped within a jeweled goblet, water cannot touch you
6. Twin rings of beetle-esq design, whisper a message to it and it will fly away to find its partner
7. Powdered quadracorn horn from the farthest burning savannas, cures impotency
8. Immaculate suit of bone armour, parasitically fuels itself off the weavers lifeblood
9. Packages of excellent, smooth, fine smelling soap
10. Gem studded broad-belt of office stolen from some petty prince
11. Skeleton warrior seeds, in neat little pouch
12. Cultiver of a rare singing orchid, its melodies open the hearts of all present
13. Careful forgeries of the Somnambulist Padishah’s official seals
14. Egg sacks of the Century-Worm, a delicacy, a cure-all, a poison
15. Panacea potion, healing, heartening, ever so addictive, red stained lips and little vials
16. Gilded sub-machine guns, masterworks of Van Ranj the genius gunsmith
17. Coins sewn together into an armoured shirt, proof of the owners mercantile prowess
18. Fossilized trilobites made potent good luck charms
19. Glowing greenish radioactive glassware, it's all the rage right now
20. Powdered god-corpse brain matter to fuel sorcerous magics
21. Seven salts distilled from the soul’s base chemicals to invigour 
22. Cheaply bound pamphlets detailing obscure and somewhat useless martial arts
23. Lifetime membership pass for the League of Fisticuffs, the name is someone else's
24. Coat of dogs-wool that grants sure friendship with any canine beast 
25. Gold & silver plate bound in enchanted twine
26. Treatise on astral fauna, rare, damaged by the gut of the creature it was pulled from 
27. Key to a door you never knew needed unlocking
28. Portrait of a long lost duke, handsome, oddly melancholic
29. Apotropaic lamp made in the grand necropolis to ward off unruly spirits
30. Helm wired with cables and tubes, it grants extension of the mind and will
31. Pocket watch set to tell the time on a dozen different spheres
32. Simple pieces of chalk, anything drawn comes alive in chalk form
33. Blade of the pontiff-executioner, it will only bite the neck of a rightfully condemned priest 
34. Letters of free passage writ all githyanki held dominions
35. Antique furnitures, thirteenth solar empire, polished mahogany, delicate joinery
36. Cask of mulled devil’s liquor, it eats at the seals, smelling of motor oil and cinnamon
37. Charts of the Astral inscribed on decaying papyrus, speaks in terms of dreams and allegory
38. A crop of wizard lettuce, growing improbably in mouldering crate
39. Iron sarcophagus bound in chains, a captured devil with an enormous bounty upon its head
40. Bezoar extracted from a kamadan, compressed dreams and nightmares 
41. Writhing baby astral eel trapped inside a glass and bone containment jar
42. Exotic dyes, colors like none you’ve seen, in carefully labeled bottles
43. Contraband souls hidden inside amphora, packed tightly, miserably, and diluted
44. A godly fetus hovering in an metaphysical womb, minor miracles flow off it like mist
45. Ice packed, insulated box of rare thalassic trench-squid, succulent beyond belief
46. The precise measurements of all a sphere neatly jotted down in a little notebook
47. Fashionable nudibranchs meant to be worn upon your clothes or doted upon as a pet
48. Yards long necklace-shawl of lustrous pearls, each one representing the owners virtuous deeds
49. Driftwood mask carved into a shark’s snarl that fills the viewer with instinctual unease
50. Crown of delicately smithed gold shaped into flowers, thorns, and leaves
51. An angle-knife which can cut passage between the reality’s corners 
52. A tube of door-paste, half used up, smear it upon a wall to create temporary passage 
53. Chirurgeon’s lacquered wood box, filled with delicate steel and silver instruments
54. Serpentine golden torcs that seem to writhe when worn
55. Manticore balm, rub to cure aches and pains of the joints and to relieve cursed hungers 
56. Humorous engravings of a political nature likely to see imprisonment if caught with
57. Cones of incense tailored to make spirits sluggish and sleepy
58. Magnificently feathered and decorated hat that stuns onlookers and collides with door frames
59. Sheaf of forger’s trick-paper that can be written upon twice, to show two differing things
60. Midnight ink, made of pooled shadow, only harsh light can erase it
61. Indecipherable twisted knot of letters peeled from the page, explodes if agitated 
62. Clockwork toy, a little landship that marches on twirling legs
63. Smoky blue glass spectacles that shows the immaterial world of spirits 
64. Improbably deep wicker baskets made by hand
65. Impudent machine-spirit locked inside a pyramidal prism, answers questions at a price
66. Trunk of sekem, ducats, marks, and a thousand other coinage, heavy to lift, a small fortune
67. Mobile throne carved with golden lion imagery, it walks about on its own plodding legs
68. Ever-glowing argon lamps from the ancient paleotechnic dynasties
69. Ceremonial copper-breaking club carved in the shape of a whale, symbol of authority 
70. Levitating prayer rug, threadbare, floats up and down at the sitter’s command
71. Void crystal decanter and matching cups, rings perfect notes when struck
72. Jade figurine of a curled up vampire bat, fits in palm, heals injury by leaching from another
73. Set of bronze armour, bull motifs, fills wearer with bovine strength but also rage
74. The dice of a notoriously lucky gambler, always rolls your way, but are not loaded in any way
75. Bag of catnip-laced kibble, hot item on the black market for the cat-kings 
76. Flowering wooden phallus charm that imbibes great fertility into the owner
77. Beautifully wrought iron sculpture of a twisting woman part-wolf 
78. Colossal sturgeon, packed in ice, fit for a king’s feast 
79. Bits of caddisfly made jewelry, encrusted tubes and shells of precious gems and gold flakes
80. Jar of devilspawn stock, worth good money to a biomancer, little imps writhe vestigially
81. Mottled protective suit of tardigrade-skin, incredibly resistant to the elements 
82. Metal turtle brazier, remove the shell to add more fuel, always burns for twice as long
83. Delicate beetle shell earrings, quite dashing
84. Newfangled ink-pen, easy to write with, the quill-maker guilds will flay you for having it
85. A crested carnyx, relic of some ancient campaign, still stirs with the moods of battle
86. Leashed baku, secretly one of the Somnambulist Padishah’s many spies
87. A slumbering paleodemon locked in thrice warded stone
88. Spool of soul-tether snipped off some poor astral traveller, great for sewing immaterial things
89. Miniature model of a temple complete with tiny praying priests, extravagantly detailed
90. Vials of anti-sun matter, shine un-radiantly with darkness 
91. Token of the guild of unseeming corners & assassins, good for one free assassination
92. Occlusion needles, block the soul’s flow rendering limbs inert and severing spirit connections
93. Paper parasol patterned with intertwined peacocks that seem to dance displaying feathers
94. Portable cabinet filled with a chirurgeon’s expensive and rare medicines
95. A claviger’s personal doorspace map, written in coded doubletalk within a little journal
96. Sidesword of an astral pirate-queen, lucky red tassels hang from the pommel 
97. Shard of archaic pottery, infested with dream-plague, draws to the dreamlands of dead world
98. Velvet gloves so silky soft it almost doesn’t register that your touching them
99. Fulgurous powder, thrice as volatile as black, carefully corked casks, anti-spark measures 
100. Ghostly peppercorn, phantom cinnamon, a whole variety of spirit spices 
101. Drinking cup in the shape of a curling fish with gaping mouth, blue-green and gold trim
102. Box of hand rolled cigars, rare out-world tobacco enjoyed by the haughtiest of connoisseurs
103. Fermentation demon trapped inside a clay jar of pickles, barters to be freed
104. Silver wrought fox clasp, each hair on the fur lovingly detailed 
105. A dram of crystallized luck, potent, warps reality round it
106. Primordial sourdough starter, stolen from the vinegar knights
107. Fur-coat of the rarest svelte seal, impossibly warm and soft, highly fashionable
108. Cup carved from a solid emerald, decorated with elegant poetry, an emperor's prize
109. Gold bars stamped with the seals of the 57th merchant house, will need to be removed
110. Unguent box, paneled in ivory inlaid with precious gems, stinking ointments within
111. Crooning phoenix in a brass cage, the fiery feathers it sheds fetch high prices
112. Tapestry sewn from the tunics and coats of dead soldiers, a testament to battle
113. Delicate lace, gloves, trim, collars, cuffs, tears all too easily
114. Matching signet rings done up in gold and cinnabar, shaped like miniature knights
115. Saint’s tears, bottled, wards off sin and protects from evil, reputedly
116. Necromantic auto-chair, climbs about on mismatched boney legs, macabre in style
117. Three ceremonial daggers in a crocodile foot sheathe, jade inlays 
118. Casket ringed with golden llamas and studded with rubies
119. Fireproof aluminum caftan, worn in the Hells to protect from cinderstorms
120. Ghost-Leopard fur mantle, intangible, half-alive, spirits shudder in its presence 
121. Golden ring, blossoming carnelian carved rose 
122. Clay figure with a disproportionate apotropaic phallus, black ink decoration
123. Side-sword, the hilt carved from ivory with a conglomerate of screaming skulls
124. Spiraling gold arm band in the shape of a lusty, serpentine merman
125. Juvenile hate-star in a lead lined casket, souls are pulled inward by its horrid gravity
126. Crate of smuggled boltlocks, the maker's marks scratched off
127. Flask for capturing spirits, etched with runes, lead stopper
128. A writ for dreaming within an onierocrat’s kingdom
129. Polish for the nails that traps a whispered secret when painted on
130. Boxed set for an obscure pen & paper game, little dice and everything